Pocketsized

So, Red Cross is trying to charge people $90 to $110 to take a fucking cpr class! Who the fuck needs to learn how to do cpr THAT FUCKING BADLY? I just want to be certified to get this fucking job, but if I have to spend that much money just to get a job where I won’t get that money from the job for at least a month, why the hell would I do that?! Shit fucking christ. Stupid fucking people. I just fucking hope that someone starts to choke in front of me so I can tell them that I didn’t have the money to learn how to do that. Then THEY can go off and pitch a fucking bitch fit and hopefully get those classes to be, oh, I don’t know, a-fucking-ffordable!?! Bloody fucking dipshits. I am so aggravated, now.